TMPLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA!!!!!! THINGS MARIAH PURPOSELY LEFT OUT!!!!!!

 welcome back bloggers of the mountain standard time. This is your Captain Jered, everyone please be seated, relax and enjoy this weeks episode of TMPLO
So, during this paradise weekend mariah left out one thing.. When we were waiting for our appointment to go snorkeling.. we walked onto a private beach.. well the private beach had a ton of people and.. free beach chairs.. and... so we thought we could maybe sneak us a chair... due to the fact that we didn't even bring one beach towel with us.. ha.. so within about 5 mins of seating we noticed they were coming around taking some sort of attendance ... so we bailed.. we ended up walking all the way down the beach and laid out on just bare wet sand for the hour before our appointment, where mariah told me the whole story of beauty and the beast, after that we walked over and kayaked and swam for 3 hours... so if we do the math... thats 4 hours straight in the sun.. and if we didn't bring beach towels... than by golly we didn't bring any sun screen... so that means.... yes.. we are sunburned... bad.. dont believe me? well.. here is your proof..

now you may be thinking.. well thats not bad... well confession... i photo shopped this.. you may notice that all the color seems a bit dim.. well here's why

ya.... a little burnt.. we came home both with VERY red shoulders and spent the evening dabbing vinegar on our shoulders.. because again.. if we didn't have beach towels.. and didn't have sunscreen... then you know we didn't have aloe vera gel. 

LAST THOUGHT: Mariah is a great photographer.. we are both still learning and are getting a bit better by the trip. I love her pictures.. she is just hard on herself